Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Anecdote of the Week

I’M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR

New Jersey has civil unions, which from a cynical point of view, means more business for divorce attorneys and forensic accountants. We were called in on exactly that type of situation, where after about 30 years or so of being together, these two men “tied the knot” in a civil union ceremony, and for all intents and purposes, certainly for all state financial and procedural issues, were now the equivalent of husband and wife. Unfortunately, they had a falling out and we were called in to assist in reviewing their finances. The interesting issue here was the cause of the falling out – which supports what our female staff had said when the case came to us – and that was “a man is a man is a man.” What prompted that wry comment was that what broke up this 30+ year relationship, was that the now 55 year old dominant of the two took up with a lovely young 17 year old boy. I’m not sure what the age of consent is under these circumstances, but that wasn’t our concern

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Kal's Kweries**

KWERY:
My husband and I have been in divorce litigation for a couple of years now, and my business has suffered badly because of the recession. As a result, it’s worth a lot less now than it was when we started the divorce action. Am I looking at having to share a value which no longer exists?

RESPONSE:
This is a very difficult area, with no simple answer. Generally speaking, if the decline in value is substantial and expected to be somewhat permanent (as contrasted with the value is down somewhat today and will come back tomorrow), then you and your team need to put forth, if you will, your worst foot and show that value is really down, and convince the other side (or the Court) that it would be inequitable to expect you to carve up a value which no longer exists.

Tax Tip of the Week*

UNALLOCATED
This is a very interesting word, and sometimes its relevance is that it is not even stated (that is you will not see the word “unallocated”). What this means is that there are payments in support of a spouse and children but that there is no definitive separation between how much is for the spouse and how much is for the children. That is, the payment is unallocated (there is no allocation between spouse and child). When that language (or absence of such language) exists, the entirety of the payments are considered traditional alimony – taxable to the recipient and deductible to the payor. It does not matter if the language says that the payment is for the support of the spouse and children – unless there is a specific carve-out as a dollar or percentage on behalf of the children.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Anecdote of the Week

ABSURD MINUTIAE

Doing lifestyle analyses has become fairly commonplace, in part to establish how the family lived and of course to assist relevant to determining alimony. Sometimes though, counsel as well as the experts, can get carried away, doing an extent of fine-tuning detail that makes no sense. In one of our lifestyle cases, the other side had asked its expert to break out the lifestyle expenses by person. Somebody got the bright idea that the best way to do that was (since the husband and wife had separate checking accounts), to treat the expenses based on who paid for them. Thus, we had the ingenious conclusion that one of the parties to this divorce case was living on $8 per month for food